Not only has Charlie Sheen become the joke of Hollywood and awards shows everywhere, he is now officially off his rocker. While he has struggled with addiction problems for decades now, the extent of his addiction, denial, and mental illness have never been quite as apparant as in his most recent interviews.
The troubled actor recently did a handful of interviews with entertainment shows, trying to prove that he is completely in control, and sober. This came in the wake of his show “Two and a Half Men” being canceled for the rest of the season. Sheen has been notably furious about this development, and is currently threatening to sue CBS, and all involved with the decision to discontinue. He thinks he is helping his case for sanity by going on talk shows about being very open about his current state of mind. However, the very opposite effect seems to be taking place.
Charlie Sheen is now probably going to be most well known for some of the absolutely crazy quotes he has sounded off in these interviews. While he is in desperate need of help and intervention before he kills himself, he certainly has given everyone a pretty good laugh lately. Here are a few of his most impressive recent quotes:
“You can’t process me with a normal brain.”
“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this b*$#&%!’ “It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.”
“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock.”